Take it and die
26 April, 2018 Research paper 2018. (Awarded the most useful and innovative research paper in the University of Mera Sarr Peesa.) Subject: The diaspora of an ugly Indian Muslim woman. Thesis statement: She is old. She must die. Introduction: Aimuuuuuuu. Aimui-mui- mui. Amoebaaaaaa. Jungli musalmannnnnnuuuu. *And a lot more intro crap.* Body: My body is beautiful. Your body is beautiful. Fat, ugly or Muslim- nothing stopped her from being the most beautiful and talented Journalist in the world. Scratch ‘the world’. Replace it by ‘ACJ’. None of us have a clue about what she did in the Black town but one thing she ensures is that She learned. She learned something. She is no longer a helpless woman. She is now useless. Beautiful useless. Talented useless. Inspiring useless. Cute useless. Poet useless. On the verge of crossing the poverty line -useless. Naughty and all time horny useless. Kuttiya useless. Fukedi useless. *A lot more good stuff about her crappy life* Like...